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Tuesday, December 30, 2008

In a perfect world...

Bicycles really would "share the road."

It would rain constantly, but not flood.

Coke wouldn't make you fat.

Cheating spouses would automatically ignite and float away in ashes.

And their surviving spouse would have no recollection of their existence.

Icy wouldn't even make it into the forecast.

Christmas decorations would put themselves away.

No meal would take longer than 10 minutes to cook. Ever.

Real vehicles would be made out of matchbox car materials (those things can take a beating and never even dent-LOL).

Guys would never, ever come between friends.

There would be no need for tanning salons, because everyone would naturally be tan. Always.

Sleep would be more important than anything else. Bosses would say, "What? You haven't had 8 hours? You go straight home and I'll pay you anyway."

Life would be easy.

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