**Only**

I noticed that I haven't shared my life with you all as of late. Whoever you all are... I don't even know if anyone even reads this "garb." Well... I thought I'd bring you up to speed.

My life still is lying in a gutter, but with the help of some much needed meds - it will hopefully find it's way back up to at least ground level.

Now...

A few things I've noticed...

*Only in my house can you go to the bathroom and find a 45 revolver sitting next to the toilet- I'm not joking here.

*Only in my job do you have to argue with grown adults on the amount of sugar that they are allotted each week.

*Only my vehicles seem to hit deer once a month on average.

*Only I would get the computer teacher from Hades that has to be my ex-father-in-law's long lost brother.

*The only time I crave Taco Bell is when I have to be at work in 5 minutes and the drive-thru is full of college kids stretched all the way out to Walnut St.

*Only Paul Poteet can throw out the cheesiest jokes, but still make me cling to him for my weather advice.

*Only the song "I'll Be"-Edwin McCain and the movie "10 Things I hate about you" make me throw up a little bit in my mouth.

*Only the show RoseAnne makes me laugh during every episode.

Wow. So I have to go. Let's argue about smoke break time now! Love it!!